So I regularly give to all sorts of charities, mostly naturey ones like the arbor day foundation and the nature conservancy. 

mostly I get a fuzzy feeling or some free trees and its all good. but today it paid off a little extra. 

the national Wildlife federation apparently wants my donation, and they brought out the big guns. I just opened my mail to see free address labels, some cards and envelope seals. now I get this crap all the time, it usually has the logo of the charity or whatever on it and I never use them. but these have god damened otter pictures. OTTERS they are SO cute and its a whole matching set, there a few othr cute animals too but the otter one is the important one. 

there are multiples of the address labels but I only get one card/envelope/seal matching set. 

Ive decided it could only go to one person, my loyal pen pal Kristin.

so watch out mother fucker. otters on the way.